There’s so much being told about the Boeing Dreamliner 787 first flight. They say it’s a nice plane which has less consumption of airplane fuel and it has diminutive maintenance cost.
We hope Boeing Dreamliner 787 first flight will unravel the realization of our lifelong dream to have a safer airline flight all over the world. We also hope it doesn’t cost arms and legs and payday loans to be able to afford to fly on it.
Here’s a picture of Anthony Toth Pan Am. Wow, it’s like 1980s all over again. God, I miss their luxury airplanes:
“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses…”
First thing you gotta do when you get to a new city is buy a map.
This is the smallest one I could find and it’s still bigger than me!
Arnold from Surry Hills has written in asking
“Dear Genius Duck,
Do you know the way to San Jose?”
Love Genius Duck
My layover in San Francisco was really boring. To keep myself occupied I rode back and forth on this enormous travelator for 2 and a half hours.
Start spreadin’ the news…I’m leavin’ today….New York City here I come! I’m on my way to the Big Apple, the home of the bagel, the hot dog & Carrie Bradshaw. I was so excited I had to change my batteries!
I still can’t get over the fact United charged me for a whole seat though…
Ray from Newtown asks:
“Dear Genius Duck,
I just warmed up GYG corn chips in the microwave and I think I burned
them. How is that possible?”
What the fuck are GYG Corn Chips and why the hell would you put them in the microwave?
Love Genius Duck
Someone’s idea of a joke - ha ha, very funny. Although the joke’s on them. Don’t they realise that i could emit radio waves that short out the microwave and blow a fuse resulting in a blackout for the entire building?
Honestly, and then who do you think they’d listen to for entertainment when the TV doesnt work? Sometimes I feel like I’m surrounded by idiots.
I am very concerned about these trees the council wants to rip out of Bourke st. Especially since I heard a rumour that it’s not really for the lame-o cyclists at all but a cunning ploy by the Catholic church to make it easier for the World Douche Day pilgrims to get to the pope.
Why ruin my lovely town so that the Jesus people can have a party? This is worse than the time my cousin Hamish decided to cut my Aunt’s hutch in half to make for a more ‘open’ atmosphere at his biennial mega murder mystery party.
During World Douche Day I was thinking about throwing eggs (chicken of course) from the happy house balcony, but what with the new annoyance laws and everything, I’d better not. I don’t think radio-transmitting ducks with pink bows in their feathers have a very nice time in animal jail.
Hello there! I'm Natalie and welcome to my website. I made this page as a project specially for CabalArticles, --an ESL and Web Development course. If you want to contact me, just use the contact form found on this page. Below is my personal Resume, along with some examples of online websites and well written articles I've produced intended for CabalArticles.
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